I used to work in the supermarket. This is what I learned about packing groceries.

• Heavy stuff goes at the bottom
• It makes a good base to pack the rest of your stuff on
• Keep hot and cold items away from each other
• Bread, cereals and crisps make good buffers
• Light stuff goes on top
• Same with squashy stuff

Now all I need is matching shoes.

Her lips left a trail of fire wherever she kissed me.

She later explained she was using lipstick with chili powder.

Love will find a way to make your life as complicated as possible.

Ok, bitter single people! The protest march is starting tomorrow at 9am sharp. Bring banners, posters and whistles. We’ll gather at the north end of Lover’s Lane.