Lunamatic » ice http://lunamatic.net vectors and tiny stories by sandra davis (note: quality varies) Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:31:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Attic Poets http://lunamatic.net/2062/attic-poets/ http://lunamatic.net/2062/attic-poets/#comments Fri, 03 Dec 2010 14:00:19 +0000 Sandra http://lunamatic.net/?p=2062 It’s hard to write poetry when your fingers are seized up with the cold

This winter, be sure to check on your local attic poet. They have been known to freeze to death under cold weather conditions.

If you find a frozen attic poet, please drop them into the nearest cafe, where they can defrost, and sponge some free wifi.

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Actually, most of us are women. Didn’t you notice my hour-glass figure?!

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Im on ur road
delayin ur bus

]]> http://lunamatic.net/2055/snowflake/feed/ 2 Hats for Heat http://lunamatic.net/717/hats-for-heat/ http://lunamatic.net/717/hats-for-heat/#comments Tue, 12 Jan 2010 23:20:33 +0000 Sandra http://lunamatic.net/?p=717 Johnny is out in the snow wearing three hats to keep his body temperature stable. His fingers and toes have turned a pretty shade of purple.

You lose most of your heat through your head, right? …so if you wear enough hats, you should be able to run around in the snow with just shorts and a tshirt, right?

Wrong, Johnny, wrong!

]]> http://lunamatic.net/717/hats-for-heat/feed/ 0 Melty the Snowman http://lunamatic.net/711/melty-the-snowman/ http://lunamatic.net/711/melty-the-snowman/#comments Mon, 11 Jan 2010 23:13:32 +0000 Sandra http://lunamatic.net/?p=711 Melty the Snowman observes you with a baleful, lopsided expression, as he fades in to oblivion under the heat of the morning sun

Melty never asked for this short, pitiful existence. Now he slumps, just a few days old, but nonetheless about to succumb to a slow painful death.

It needn’t be like this. Call 1800 SNOWBALL now, and donate just one packet of frozen peas a month to save Melty, and hundreds of snowpeople like him.

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