Lunamatic » passive-aggressive http://lunamatic.net vectors and tiny stories by sandra davis (note: quality varies) Fri, 04 May 2012 10:42:47 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.2 Content vs Delivery http://lunamatic.net/1618/content-vs-delivery/ http://lunamatic.net/1618/content-vs-delivery/#comments Fri, 25 Jun 2010 23:15:00 +0000 Sandra http://lunamatic.net/?p=1618 When someone is talking, is it the words we listen to? Or the way they’re said?

Oh! You! Are! Such! A! CUTE! Little! Fuzzy! Wuzzy! But. That. Was. A. PRADA. Handbag. You. Pooped. In.

]]> http://lunamatic.net/1618/content-vs-delivery/feed/ 0 Revenge of the Rose http://lunamatic.net/1586/revenge-of-the-rose/ http://lunamatic.net/1586/revenge-of-the-rose/#comments Fri, 18 Jun 2010 19:55:40 +0000 Sandra http://lunamatic.net/?p=1586 A spiney, prickly frond

After centuries of it’s blossoms being stolen, the rose began to produce nothing but coil after coil of thorns.

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You simply don’t have the skills we require. I mean, really, you can’t even shoot lasers out of your ass. Very disappointing, overall.

]]> http://lunamatic.net/1527/snooty/feed/ 0 Bus Net http://lunamatic.net/1222/bus-net/ http://lunamatic.net/1222/bus-net/#comments Mon, 05 Apr 2010 22:56:41 +0000 Sandra http://lunamatic.net/?p=1222 I’m so tired of the bus escaping me, time to resort to something drastic

For catching the bus.

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Well, yes, she broke your heart. But really, you should have seen it coming from the very first moment you met her, and saw what she was drinking.

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