We’re a snake. Hiss. We’re very dangerous, maybe even poisonous. So keep your distance.
Ants? Nah, haven’t seen any ants round here in ages.
Probably they all ran away when they saw us. Cos we’re a snake. A big, scary snake.
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Right-Hand Man
Good morning madam, what shall we be clicking on today?
Impressed
Incredible! But how will you get the monkeys out again?
Selfish Shellfish
All of these shinies, all of them are mine. No, you can’t have any. Besides…don’t you know where they’ve been?
The N7 is Stealing My Life
The N7 has been squeezing hours out of my life for years.
Reggae Muffin
Woke up this morning,
Smile at the rising bread,
Three little scones,
Sit on my doorstep.
Children Hate Cabbage
You can’t tell children you found them in the cabbage patch, and then expect them to eat their veg.
King-Sized Bed
The king’s slumber is heavily guarded.
5 Mega Pistols
There’s shooting and there’s shooting. Don’t mix them up.
Landlord
If you wish to continue your residence here, so unseemingly close to my holiday home, I’m afraid I shall have to come back weekly to collect two shillings and six pence rent.