Lunamatic

vectors and tiny stories by sandra davis (note: quality varies)

Shenanigans

March 17th, 2010

Do you feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? If not, please find the nearest Irish person and rub their belly.

Was out having too much fun for St Patrick’s day! Didn’t wear green. My American friends tell me this crime is punishable by pinching! Now I know why the tourists are so careful to wear green bits and pieces on the day; I thought they were just getting into the spirit of the thing, but now I know it’s motivated by fear!

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Ghost Bling

March 15th, 2010

Bored with rattling his chains, ghost decides to go stylin' instead

Well, I will admit, I wasted the first three or four hundred years moping around. I’d moan and groan and rattle my chains at anyone who’d come near. No wonder I never got any dinner party invitations! But then one day I noticed that all the young people were copying me. Me! A trend setter! Well, I cheered right up, I can tell you. Everything is different these days. Oh, keep an eye on the music stores by the way, I have a little ditty with Jay-Z coming out in April.

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Lady Luck

March 14th, 2010

Lady Luck

Luck be a lady tonight!

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Steamy Daniel

March 13th, 2010

The edges of the glasses always take the longest to de-steam

He crosses the courtyard from IT to the main building where the girls from accounting tease him for getting steamed up. It’s always the highlight of the afternoon.

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Not a Pipe

March 12th, 2010

Swim, little pipefish, and blow bubbles from you-know-where

This is a pipe fish, the very last one in the local river since Grandpa Don took up fishing last year, to distract him from his nicotine addiction.

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Woohoo!

March 11th, 2010

Everything is awesome!!

Today I got paid for playing computer games! My mother is not as impressed by this as I imagined.

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Flying Slug

March 10th, 2010

Becaped, and spring-loaded, Flying Slug takes to the air

Flying Slug got the notion to become airborne from Fast Snail, his third cousin, once removed.

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Procrastination

March 9th, 2010

I'm a big, pink disgrace

I didn’t even notice how late it was getting. I’m so ashamed of squandering the whole evening!

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Come Home, Little Phone

March 8th, 2010

Pink phone on route, looks a bit worst for wear

Dear phone,
I’m sorry I left you behind.
Please come home.

Hugs,
Sandra

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Prawn Tash

March 7th, 2010

The prawn tash is an orange menace, and should be banned

Apologies to vegetarians and puritans, and especially vegetarian puritans.

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