Lunamatic

vectors and tiny stories by sandra davis (note: quality varies)

Grocery Packing Tips

August 5th, 2010

Shopping bag filled with goodies

I used to work in the supermarket. This is what I learned about packing groceries.

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Accessorise

July 31st, 2010

Red with polka dots is always in fashion if you are a lady bird

Now all I need is matching shoes.

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Hot Lips

April 3rd, 2010

Burn, baby, burn

Her lips left a trail of fire wherever she kissed me.

She later explained she was using a new organic lipstick, made with chili juice.

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Love Will Find a Way

February 25th, 2010

Apple and pear, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! Somebody has been grafting branches again

Love will find a way to make your life as complicated as possible.

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Bitter

February 13th, 2010

He's so bitter, with his face all screwed up like that, brows furrowed and eyes narrowed, hoisting his little anti-romance sign

Ok, bitter single people! The protest march is starting tomorrow at 9am sharp. Bring banners, posters and whistles. We’ll gather at the north end of Lover’s Lane.

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Sacrificial Strawberry

January 19th, 2010

a cupcake with pale pink icing, and a strawberry on top

Listen, please…you gotta help me. I’m stuck in this gooey stuff, and I can’t get down.

I’ve been here for hours…

Just, please, you look like a good person, could you just pry me loose? …hey, waita minute! Stop! Nooo! NOOO—

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Top Banana

January 7th, 2010

His yellow jacket gives him so much confidence!

Go ahead baby, put your glad rags on. Top Banana will wait right here to take you out dancing.

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Puny Orange

April 2nd, 2008

surrender your vitamins, puny orangea clockwork orange

Oranges are good for you. But you are not good for oranges. Run orange, run!

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Minmat Logo

February 6th, 2008

minmat logo, an apricotminmat logo

A logo I made a little while ago for a friend of mine who runs a Swedish website about the nutritional values of food, at Minmat.net.

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