Lunamatic

Grocery Packing Tips

Shopping bag filled with goodies

I used to work in the supermarket. This is what I learned about packing groceries.

Accessorise

Red with polka dots is always in fashion if you are a lady bird

Now all I need is matching shoes.

Hot Lips

Burn, baby, burn

Her lips left a trail of fire wherever she kissed me.

She later explained she was using lipstick with chili powder.

Love Will Find a Way

Apple and pear, sittin in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g! Somebody has been grafting branches again

Love will find a way to make your life as complicated as possible.

Bitter

He’s so bitter, with his face all screwed up like that, brows furrowed and eyes narrowed, hoisting his little anti-romance sign

Ok, bitter single people! The protest march is starting tomorrow at 9am sharp. Bring banners, posters and whistles. We’ll gather at the north end of Lover’s Lane.

Sacrificial Strawberry

a cupcake with pale pink icing, and a strawberry on top

Listen, please…you gotta help me. I’m stuck in this gooey stuff, and I can’t get down.

I’ve been here for hours…

Just, please, you look like a good person, could you just pry me loose? …hey, waita minute! Stop! Nooo! NOOO—

Top Banana

His yellow jacket gives him so much confidence!

Go ahead baby, put your glad rags on. Top Banana is gonna take you out dancing.

Puny Orange

surrender your vitamins, puny orange

Oranges are good for you. But you are not good for oranges. Run orange, run!

Minmat Logo

minmat logo, an apricot

A logo I made a little while ago for a friend of mine who runs a Swedish website about the nutritional values of food, at minmat.net.