Trip
The urban environment is a challenging place at times for a tottering gazelle.
Old Spice
There’s nothing sexier.
The urban environment is a challenging place at times for a tottering gazelle.
There’s nothing sexier.
For when you need to whisper sweet nothings into your lover’s ear long distance.
We are now boarding the enemy frigate. Please keep your knives, pistols and cutlasses ready for usage. Have a nice trip!
Demons have been know to harvest the souls of human beings by collecting various body parts. The scrububus collects the vital essence of its victims by gathering the dead skin found after bathing.
There are so many chinks in my armour I might as well be wearing a titanium bikini.
Admit it, you weren’t watching the footpath at all.
Her lips left a trail of fire wherever she kissed me.
She later explained she was using lipstick with chili powder.
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Certain species of fairy require high levels of calcium in their diets. They typically dine on human teeth, and are particularly fond of baby teeth, which are shed painlessly by growing children.
However, in the depths of winter, these creatures often have to supplement their diet with finger-nail clippings too, and these are much harder to find. Occasionally a fairy will resort to eating finger-nails still attached to the hand.
If the fairies in your area are brought to such acts of desperation, you may be able to keep them at bay by putting a little milk in a saucer on the window sill. If this fails to satisfy their hunger pangs and the midnight attacks continue, you may have to call an exterminator.