Lunamatic

vectors and tiny stories by sandra davis (note: quality varies)

The Chase

September 7th, 2010

A lizard man gives chase

“Come back!” cried the lizard man, “How could you betray me like this?”

But I did not go back, and I never discovered if he could regrow his arm as he said he could.

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Working Monster

August 30th, 2010

Blob monster trudges off to work with his pickaxe. It’s really hard to heft a pickaxe when you are only made of ectoplasm and bad dreams

Outside of Halloween, it can be really difficult to find a job.

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Leaf Blower Massacre

August 28th, 2010

He’ll blow you away

Because all the good weapons have been done by now.

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Emo Scarecrow

July 9th, 2010

Scarecrow in a dark hoody, broods at the ground, with a crow perched on his arm

Emo scarecrow knows it is pointless to resist the dark forces.

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The Ghost Who Power Walks

June 25th, 2010

He hopes to be the ghost who jogs, but he’ll have to build up his fitness a little more first

The old ectoplasm was getting a bit spongy, and people were starting to notice. So I decided, it’s high time to tone up a bit.

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Coffee Bat

June 3rd, 2010

Baby, cmon back to my place, and we can grind, roast, pour

Coffee bat has been up all night.

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Scrububus

May 29th, 2010

Welcome to my sensual bath house. You will never leave.

Demons have been know to harvest the souls of human beings by collecting various body parts. The scrububus collects the vital essence of its victims by gathering the dead skin found after bathing.

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Deadly Lampshade

May 2nd, 2010

An urban relative of deadly nightshade

The deadly lampshade is a nocturnal predator which stalks the bedside cabinets and dressing tables of hotel rooms. It waits for its intended victim to fall asleep, then it crawls close and activates a special light-secreting gland in its abdomen. Gradually, the victim is roused from sleep, and will reach out to fumble for the light switch, but there is none to be found, only the razor-sharp talons of the creature.

An adult lampshade can eat as many as four fingers a night.

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Shadows Long for Freedom

May 1st, 2010

The shadow snips itself free with a silver scissors

After being cruelly tethered upside-down for a lifetime, the shadow finally builds up the courage to break free.

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Last Wish of the Marine Biologist

April 13th, 2010

Beachcomber makes grim, yet decorative, discovery

When I die, I want to come back as a seashell.

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