Lunamatic

Terrible Shed

terrible digital painting of a shed

Look at this terrible shed. Or rather, the shed itself is okay, but this rendering of it is pretty bad.

Cream Daffodil

cream daffodil digital painting

Another digital painting, cursing the fatness of my finger tip. It’s like drawing with mittens on. I have a stylus around here somewhere, that I ought to dig up.

Digger Puddle

Muddy digital painting

Practicing digital painting with Procreate on an iPad. Five minute study of a muddy puddle in a field all churned up by diggers. Difficult to see the screen in strong sunlight.

CSS Bunny

Big eyed bunny, drooling at something in the distance, maybe a carrot patch, all CSS

Another creature from the woodlands. This one is an implausible pink. These little guys were originally designed to be knitted finger puppets.

CSS Fox

A fox made of CSS shapes

Behold the magnificent derpen fox. He’s a collection of CSS shapes, for easy posing and animation. Here he is in his natural habitat.

Jodphurs

A horse wearing jolpurs. Or to be more accurate, another idiot doing jodphurs wrong.

Listen to my tale of shame and woe.

I am thirty one years old. I grew up in a village with two equestrian centers. And I have only now learnt how to say the word “jodphurs”.

At some point I will forget this nugget of information and go back to saying “jolpurs” and making a show of myself.

Seafoam

A narwhal-maid hangs out in the undersea bar telling stories over a pint of ale

The weather has been so tempestuous lately, and the seas so rough, that I’d like to think that all the local sea monsters are just hanging out in the bar swopping stories until things calm down a bit.

Lantern

lantern

Lots of scribbley stuff lately. There was a fancy lantern in the hotel lobby where we were waiting to join some friends for dinner.

Rabbit Poo

Rabbit tucking into his own poo, with a little napkin tied around his neck

Apparently, rabbits eat their own poo. I would have been happier not knowing this, but now I know, and so do you. Sorry.

Broken Mouse

Poorly drawn mouse

I had all kinds of intentions of doing loads of drawings in the new year, but it turns out my mouse is worn out from too much cookie clicker, and apparently I can’t do drag and drop right now with any kind of consistency, which totally torpedoes any kind of vector work. Enjoy this dodgy old mouse that I drew on a phone screen with my finger instead.