Freaks out whenever there is a rainbow, has heard of a mythical land of affordable mortgages on the far side.
Month: September 2010
Frog
Poor frog gets terrible abuse for hogging the bathroom all the time. There is also cruel speculation that he’s in there waxing his legs to be more aqua-dynamic. Frog maintains that he is naturally smooth, thank you very much.
Bear
Bear has been in a foul mood all week after finally giving up the honey. Other, smaller, squishier, forest creatures would be wise to stay out of his way.
Kitty
A domestic cat lost in the woods, but loath to admit it. Variously pretends to be a lion or a puma, depending on how big his ego is on any given day.
Fox
An orange fox. Might become friends with a pink bunny some day. Likes to get drunk in the woods and mistakenly romance traffic cones.
Blue and Black
The natural enemy of the Galway girl.
Pink Bunny
Pink bunny is rubbish at camouflage, except on the girl’s toy isle.
Earbuds
What will they grow into?
Vandalised
Don’t let fairies borrow your markers. No good will come of it.
South Facing Widow
It won’t be long til she is cut down and carved up for the fireplace too.