Lunamatic

vectors and tiny stories by sandra davis (note: quality varies)

Pigeons

August 31st, 2010

Pigeon poo and half digested seeds make for forested chimney tops

Pigeons are the world’s most successful guerilla gardeners.

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Conquer Season

August 22nd, 2010

Beware the Battle Thrush

I will crush your forces with superior tactics and armaments.

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Make a Wish

August 13th, 2010

Blow on a dandelion gone to seed, and make a wish

Close your eyes, focus your mind, and make a wish.

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The Traffic Light Tree in Summer

July 16th, 2010

Upon closer inspection, the pine needles of the traffic light tree look a lot like arrows

A majestic specimen, this traffic light tree displays rich foliage, and the vivid orange fruits which will ripen to a deep crimson by autumn.

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Thank You Note

July 13th, 2010

Yummy camellia

This year’s crop of caterpillars would like to express their gratitude for the delicious camellia.

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Fumbles and Eddie

July 5th, 2010

Eddie the cactus is a handful for a clumsy little boy

Who needs a puppy anyway?

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Revenge of the Rose

June 18th, 2010

A spiney, prickly frond

After centuries of it’s blossoms being stolen, the rose began to produce nothing but coil after coil of thorns.

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Wasp Waist

May 16th, 2010

A bumble bee cheats its way to a wasp waist with a yellow corset

The bumble bee grew tired of being labeled “cute” and “fuzzy”, so she found a good tailor.

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Rain Amplifier

May 8th, 2010

drip, drip, drip, DRIP, DRIP, DRIP

For the first half of the shower you’ll be fine; the tree will block the little raindrops from you and gather them up just to release bigger, fatter raindrops later when you least expect it.

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Mister Green Thumbs

April 12th, 2010

I bet he picks his nose too

Why do they call you Mister Green Thumbs? Are you good at gardening?

No, I like to finger paint with plant blood.

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