Tragedy befell me a while ago, my work mug went missing. I’ve had this mug for ages, so naturally I panicked and made this dodgy poster to see if some kind soul would return it to me.
Later I found it at the back of the dishwasher, and peace was restored.
I had this cunning plan to stop the guys at work robbing my mug. I brought in the girliest mug I could find, with a big pink camellia on it.
Unfortunately, it had zero effect. It got borrowed the very next day.
Tentacle Head has an unfair advantage in the office. Instead of just having two hands to complete his work he also has…a tentacle…
Her real name is Susie, but everyone associates her with the sound of her monsterous crab hands tapping and snapping at the keyboard all day long.