Lunamatic

vectors and tiny stories by sandra davis (note: quality varies)

Content vs Delivery

June 26th, 2010

When someone is talking, is it the words we listen to? Or the way they’re said?

Oh! You! Are! Such! A! CUTE! Little! Fuzzy! Wuzzy! But. That. Was. A. PRADA. Handbag. You. Pooped. In.

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Revenge of the Rose

June 18th, 2010

A spiney, prickly frond

After centuries of it’s blossoms being stolen, the rose began to produce nothing but coil after coil of thorns.

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Snooty

June 7th, 2010

Come now, do you really think someone like me has time to be patronising to someone like…you?

You simply don’t have the skills we require. I mean, really, you can’t even shoot lasers out of your ass. Very disappointing, overall.

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Bus Net

April 5th, 2010

I'm so tired of the bus escaping me, time to resort to something drastic

For catching the bus.

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Man-eater Martini

March 28th, 2010

This martini has skewered men, rather than olives

Well, yes, she broke your heart. But really, you should have seen it coming from the very first moment you met her, and saw what she was drinking.

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The Phantom Finger-Snapper

February 24th, 2010

Phantom Finger-Snapper plots against the next fidgety victim

The Phantom Finger-Snapper prowls the living rooms and offices of the land, hunting down those who Cannot. Stop. Tapping.

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Broadsheet on the Bus

February 16th, 2010

Reading a broadsheet on the bus; a sure sign of self-importance

So you sit there, with your pointy elbows at ribcage height, crinkling and fussing and flicking. You’d be the very first one to harumpf about the gormless guy with no chin listening to his headphones too loud, or the gaggle of silly girls playing with their ringtones, without seeing your own anti-social behaviour is just as annoying.

And then you skip past Dilbert! What is wrong with you?!

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Tentacle Head the Office Monster

September 23rd, 2008

tentacle head the office monstercant do that, only got one pair of hands, and a tentacle

Tentacle Head has an unfair advantage in the office! Instead of just having two hands to complete his work he also has…a tentacle…

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Clack Clack the Office Monster

September 22nd, 2008

clack clackclaw hand suzi types too loud

Her real name is Susie, but everyone associates her with the sound of her monsterous crab hands tapping and snapping at the keyboard all day long.

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