Lunamatic

Shiny Things

Wear a silver spoon

Shiny things are the best things.

Very Long

Very long hair is a free luxury

Very long hair is like always having a kite on a windy day.

Luxury

A fox draped in a luxurious skin, perhaps yours

Well, I know some people say it’s cruel, but darling, feel the leather. Isn’t it divine?

Pinstripe Pyjamas

The pinstripe pyjamas have a black silk collar and breast pocket

Who says you can’t keep up the barest veneer of the smart-casual look while working from home?

Chandelier Earrings

It’s a wonder she hasn’t toppled over

Overcompensating in a recession.

Man-eater Martini

This martini has skewered men, rather than olives

Well, yes, she broke your heart. But really, you should have seen it coming from the very first moment you met her, and saw what she was drinking.

Powder

The vampire struggles to apply her foundation with no reflection to guide her

Ohno, she’s made that classic mistake; she forgot her neck. Blend at the jawline…blend…

Horse Shoes

Horse in red pumps

Long, lean legs to make even the sternest Italian designer swoon.