
Shiny things are the best things.

Very long hair is like always having a kite on a windy day.

Well, I know some people say it’s cruel, but darling, feel the leather. Isn’t it divine?
Who says you can’t keep up the barest veneer of the smart-casual look while working from home?

Overcompensating in a recession.

Well, yes, she broke your heart. But really, you should have seen it coming from the very first moment you met her, and saw what she was drinking.
Ohno, she’s made that classic mistake; she forgot her neck. Blend at the jawline…blend…

Long, lean legs to make even the sternest Italian designer swoon.