Excessive Hat

Altogether, too much hat

For when you are having a bad hair, face, and even neck day.

Hats for Heat

Johnny is out in the snow wearing three hats to keep his body temperature stable. His fingers and toes have turned a pretty shade of purple.

You lose most of your heat through your head, right? …so if you wear enough hats, you should be able to run around in the snow with just shorts and a tshirt, right?

Wrong, Johnny, wrong!

Top Banana

His yellow jacket gives him so much confidence!

Go ahead baby, put your glad rags on. Top Banana is gonna take you out dancing.