Lunamatic

vectors and tiny stories by sandra davis (note: quality varies)

Hats for Heat

January 12th, 2010

Johnny is out in the snow wearing three hats to keep his body temperature stable. His fingers and toes have turned a pretty shade of purple.

You lose most of your heat through your head, right? …so if you wear enough hats, you should be able to run around in the snow with just shorts and a tshirt, right?

Wrong, Johnny, wrong!

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Mr Ford’s Snowy Toupee

January 8th, 2010

An elderly gent, wears a hairpiece made of snow, turns to his wife, and winks

The snow was very uncomfortable, but it was worth it to see Martha’s face when she turned around and noticed her husband of forty five years sporting a fine head of “hair” again.

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Polar Bear in Novelty Jumper

January 4th, 2010

Polar bear in a sweater of royal blue with little snowflakes around the collar

The polar bear is not very impressed with the novelty knitwear you got him this year for Christmas, but feels obliged to wear it at least once, out of good manners.

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Janis the Snowball Trader

January 1st, 2010

She must be freezing, her lips are blue with the cold

Janis is one of a long line of snowball traders. It’s very difficult to make a living in the snowball trade these days; snowfalls are infrequent, and many people are too cheap to purchase a finely crafted snow projectile, prefering to make their own crude versions instead.

My new year’s resolution is to do one quick character a day and post them here. Practice makes perfect and all that.

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Happy January

January 28th, 2008

pale icepale icesilver snowflakes on tealsilver snowflakes on tealglowing white snowflakes on sky blueglowing white snowflakes on sky blue

It is winter but there is no snow outside, so I made my own.

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