Hedgehog Sun

If the sun were a hedgehog,
it would sleep all the time,
because they are nocturnal.

If the sun were a hedgehog,
it would sleep all the time,
because they are nocturnal.

Actually, most of us are women. Didn’t you notice my hour-glass figure?!

Im on ur road
delayin ur bus

The umbrella has too many sodden, shivery evenings associated with it. Camping, on the other hand, is attached to lots of happy memories and associations. From now on, I’m going to think of my umbrella as a tiny tent.

The weather is extremely unpredictable here. To cope with it all you’d have to wear thermal, waterproof, fur-lined, rubberised bikini.

Pitter patter.
Lately I have been worried about the teenagers getting a cold in their kidneys at those open air concerts. I think I’m turning into my grandmother.

Strategically placed clouds can give the sun a makeover.

For Mizagorn’s summer challenge.

For the first half of the shower you’ll be fine; the tree will block the little raindrops from you and gather them up just to release bigger, fatter raindrops later when you least expect it.

The sky was purple, like an old sock after a right nasty fight with a navy work shirt in the washing machine.