Lunamatic

Daffodil

A daffodil bulb sleeping in the cold winter soil

Daffodil will be right back after this power snooze.

Squirrel

Squirrel, of the dainty paws, and the excessive tail

Squirrel has serious hoarding issues, and a suspicious nature.

Cowen Stealing Christmas

Brian Cowen stealing Christmas

“We all partied.”

That’s what they say to justify austerity for the people and bailouts for the banks. I didn’t party, did you?

Reindeer

The reindeer with the big red hooter

Reindeer drives the getaway vehicle.

Hedgehog

Hedgehog has a little snout and lots of interesting hair

Hedgehog is quite a defensive creature, who is also very fond of accessorising with apples.

Blue Tit

Bluetit, perched on a snowy branch

It’s been a hard winter so far, and it’s only December. There have been terrible scenes of starling-related violence outside, and all kinds of species are turning on each other. But poking around, completely unchallenged, is one tiny blue tit. Maybe he’s too small, and none of the other birds see him as a threat.

Attic Poets

It’s hard to write poetry when your fingers are seized up with the cold

This winter, be sure to check on your local attic poet. They have been known to freeze to death under cold weather conditions.

If you find a frozen attic poet, please drop them into the nearest cafe, where they can defrost, and sponge some free wifi.

Snow Woman

A snow woman who is very proud of her curves

Actually, most of us are women. Didn’t you notice my hour-glass figure?!

Snowflake

Sneaky snowflake

Im on ur road
delayin ur bus

Keeping Afloat

An overinflated Irish debt helps to keep the euro afloat

Increasing the debts of the Irish people to keep bond holders afloat.