Broke
We’re fecked.
Robot Rock
The pet rock for the 21st century.
We’re fecked.
The pet rock for the 21st century.
Bumblebee’s evil cousin. Stings first, asks questions later.
Wolf really upsets fox just by his very existence. Fox sees him as a bigger, badder rival.
Crow is a little sombre. Secretly likes attending funerals, because he’s wearing the right colour by default.
Mouse is very, very shy, and very, very quiet. You wouldn’t even notice him sneaking into your lunch box and stealing your cheese sandwich.
Bat would like to offer you a complimentary blood pressure audit. It ‘won’t hurt a bit’.
Sweet-natured and very efficient (what with all those appendages).
Freaks out whenever there is a rainbow, has heard of a mythical land of affordable mortgages on the far side.
Poor frog gets terrible abuse for hogging the bathroom all the time. There is also cruel speculation that he’s in there waxing his legs to be more aqua-dynamic. Frog maintains that he is naturally smooth, thank you very much.