The natural habitat of the dunkey is near a cup of tea.
Author: captainluna
Full Attention
No, no, it’s fascinating, please continue. I’ll just listen quietly.
Excuses
I’m sorry I’m late, I accidentally broke the laws of time and space. By my reckoning, I’m actually three weeks early.
Content
Ahhhhh
Mouldy Oldy
I remember, when I was a dough, we didn’t have any of this “spreadable butter” nonsense; it was all natural, and we didn’t complain when it went all solid in the winter, oh no, slices these days don’t know how easy they have it. Harumpf!
Spider
Magical tattoo, for warding off insects.
Moon Rap
This my ass
This your lips
Put em both together
Make a total eclipse
The moon is not known for its musical talents.
Frustrated
I’m frustrated, so that makes me wrinkle my forehead, which makes me frustrated that my forehead is wrinkled, which makes me wrinkle it more, which makes me even more frustrated, which makes it even more wrinkled, which makes…
The Traffic Light Tree in Summer
A majestic specimen, this traffic light tree displays rich foliage, and the vivid orange fruits which will ripen to a deep crimson by autumn.
Werewoman
You must be very careful never to be bitten by a female.