There was once a tangle so bad that it spontaneously became a fusion reactor.
Tag: dodgy-science
Excuses
I’m sorry I’m late, I accidentally broke the laws of time and space. By my reckoning, I’m actually three weeks early.
Ecosystem
Only 10% of the cells in your body are human. The other 90% are bacteria.
Lungs
Insects breathe by a process called diffusion. They absorb oxygen through tiny holes in their bodies. Diffusion is only efficient at small distances. This means that flies can only grow to a limited size.
But if they ever develop lungs…
The Emerald
Professor Goethe nearly fell of his stool. It was supposed to be impossible, but here it was, a green star of all things!
He steadied himself, rebalanced his spectacles on his nose, and looked again to be sure.
Bah, upon closer inspection, it was just a binary system, with a blue giant hiding sheepishly behind a yellow sun.