medical – Lunamatic

Blunderbus

Blunder bus, a 17th century cavalry weapon, or a clumsy bus

Those low bridges are a killer.

Communicate by type, instead of by tongue

It’s a pleasant surprise, after struggling to talk all day with a sore throat, to find that you can communicate online just as easily as always.

Eddie the cactus is a handful for a clumsy little boy

Who needs a puppy anyway?

Chocolate pills

Take 10g of chocolate for every 75 tears shed, and a chewy toffee in case of angry outbursts.

Step, nom, step, nom

Not as widely known as the candy cane, but lasts twice as long.

Aww, cute lil white blood cell, all tucked up and fast asleep

This is my immune system.

This is what it was up to today, when it should have been protecting me from the vomiting bug circulating around the office.