weapon – Lunamatic

Conquer Season

Beware the Battle Thrush

I will crush your forces with superior tactics and armaments.

A short-sword with an evocative silhouette

Forged to slay a lover, this short-sword deals extra damage to those who have been unfaithful.

Smile down the barrel

There’s shooting and there’s shooting. Don’t mix them up.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Dry him out on the radiator!

The paper pirate brushes the twine out of his face, and brandishes his cardboard sword.

Well, it’s a sword of danger sense alright, but we never said what sense.

Something stinky this way comes!

Oh, wait, no…have you been picking your scabs again? Eurgh, I hate this stupid plague!