Well, I will admit, I wasted the first three or four hundred years moping around. I’d moan and groan and rattle my chains at anyone who’d come near. No wonder I never got any dinner party invitations! But then one day I noticed that all the young people were copying me. Me! A trend setter! Well, I cheered right up, I can tell you. Everything is different these days. Oh, keep an eye on the music stores by the way, I have a little ditty with Jay-Z coming out in April.