Right, so, thinking ahead to Halloween. What’s really scary? Everyone is dressed up as vampires and goblins and ghosts that night, so obviously, the scariest thing you could possibly be is a giant walking garlic. So, I guess that’s what I’ll be going as this year. I just hope nobody out does me by showing up as a wok or a chopping board.
By the way, there is room in my posse for a wooden stake, silver bullet, and vial of holy water, let me know if you want in.