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Fear my merciless nostril assault!

Right, so, thinking ahead to Halloween. What’s really scary? Everyone is dressed up as vampires and goblins and ghosts that night, so obviously, the scariest thing you could possibly be is a giant walking garlic. So, I guess that’s what I’ll be going as this year. I just hope nobody out does me by showing up as a wok or a chopping board.

By the way, there is room in my posse for a wooden stake, silver bullet, and vial of holy water, let me know if you want in.

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