Don’t let fairies borrow your markers. No good will come of it.
Author: captainluna
South Facing Widow
It won’t be long til she is cut down and carved up for the fireplace too.
Drained
Very tired lately. Also, been watching vampire movies.
Hair Gel
Bob is sad because he’s run out of hair gel.
No, don’t offer to help, he makes it out of half-digested children.
Xtreme Crafting
Bullet hole buttonhole.
Thermal Underwear
More sexy than catching the flu.
Stick Man
Lives in the woods. Likes to scratch your tent in the middle of the night while you’re trying to sleep.
Blunderbus
Those low bridges are a killer.
Sweets from Strangers
To the lady who offered me a toffee in a golden wrapper on the commute home last Friday: Thank you, it was yummy.
Messy Eaters
Spiders are messy eaters. It’s really hard to manage four sets of cutlery.