Very long hair is like always having a kite on a windy day.
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Fish Fingers
Mother warned that if I didn’t stop washing my hands, they’d swim away.
Mr. Hand
Mr. Hand says you have to eat all your vegetables. Otherwise, you might start to slowly wither away, til eventually all you have left is a few fingers and thumbs.
Accessorise
Now all I need is matching shoes.
Recursive Pet Rock
What happens when your pet rock demands a pet rock of it’s own? What if the pet rock of the pet rock demands a pet rock too? Where does it end?!
Safer, perhaps, to not bother with a pet rock in the first place.
Lizard Brain
Whenever Seth Godin mentions the lizard brain, I imagine this little guy chasing after him.
Narcissus
You are, quite simply, the most ravishing creature I’ve ever seen.
Social Anxiety
Friends are wonderful.
Strangers don’t care, but that’s fine.
Anything in between is much more scary and hard to evaluate, and makes me break out into a horrible case of social anxiety.
Two for Joy
There once was a magpie who felt guilty for bringing everyone who saw him bad luck. One day he came across a balloon bird floating through the sky, escaping from some child’s hand. It was just his size, and just his colour, so he tied it to his wing, and ever since then, when anyone sees him, they say ”two for joy!“ instead of “one for sorrow.”
Ugly Day
Can’t be fabulous all the time.