Today I got paid for playing computer games! My mother is not as impressed by this as I imagined.
Month: March 2010
Flying Slug
Flying Slug got the notion to become airborne from Fast Snail, his third cousin, once removed.
Procrastination
I didn’t even notice how late it was getting. I’m so ashamed of squandering the whole evening!
Come Home, Little Phone
Dear phone,
I’m sorry I left you behind.
Please come home.
Hugs,
Sandra
Prawn Tash
Apologies to vegetarians and puritans, and especially vegetarian puritans.
Monkey Trap
The classic monkey trap is not just for monkeys.
Duel Action Face Mask
Life is so fast-paced these days, it’s hard to find time for your beauty regime.
BUT NOW there’s Duel Action Face Masks! Clear out your pores while you clear out the safe! Save time, save money, and above all, save your skin!
Now available in lime and ginger.
So Tired
So tired tonight. No energy for gaming even.
Two Face
Don’t fall asleep on the beach when your kids are armed with permanent markers.
Business Kitty
Business Kitty wants to know Where Is That Report?