The N7 has been squeezing hours out of my life for years.
Month: May 2010
Reggae Muffin
Woke up this morning,
Smile at the rising bread,
Three little scones,
Sit on my doorstep.
Children Hate Cabbage
You can’t tell children you found them in the cabbage patch, and then expect them to eat their veg.
King-Sized Bed
The king’s slumber is heavily guarded.
5 Mega Pistols
There’s shooting and there’s shooting. Don’t mix them up.
Landlord
If you wish to continue your residence here, so unseemingly close to my holiday home, I’m afraid I shall have to come back weekly to collect two shillings and six pence rent.
Wasp Waist
The bumble bee grew tired of being labeled “cute” and “fuzzy”, so she found a good tailor.
Smug
Not right now, I’m too busy being full of myself.
Deadly Speed
An avatar for my friend Sean, who has a serious thing for Team Fortress 2.
Tiger Trap
If you want teddy back, you’re going to have to come in here and get him.