April 2010 – Page 3

Mister Green Thumbs

I bet he picks his nose too

Are you good at gardening?

No, I like to finger paint with plant blood.

Uh huh huh

Bald tortoise is sick of being looked down on by snooty mammals.

Step, nom, step, nom

Not as widely known as the candy cane, but lasts twice as long.

Scottish and Native American

Dress-up time is infinitely more popular than tidy-up time.

Tall and tan and young and trip, fall, pain

Admit it, you weren’t watching the footpath at all.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Dry him out on the radiator!

The paper pirate brushes the twine out of his face, and brandishes his cardboard sword.

A bike with a note carefully attached; don’t steal thx

I saw this on the street a while ago. The people of Dublin are optimistic. Maybe too optimistic; I never found out if the bike survived or not.

A bike with a note carefully attached; don’t steal thx

I saw this on the street a while ago. The people of Dublin are optimistic. Maybe too optimistic; I never found out if the bike survived or not.

I’m so tired of the bus escaping me, time to resort to something drastic

For catching the bus.

Hunting camouflaged easter eggs in the woods. What&squo;s behind that fern?!

Having at least one parent in the military makes the annual easter egg hunt very challenging.