I want a pony.
Month: May 2010
Recycle
Please recycle your unwanted icecream here. Pies and cakes also accepted.
Scrububus
Demons have been know to harvest the souls of human beings by collecting various body parts. The scrububus collects the vital essence of its victims by gathering the dead skin found after bathing.
Destructo
There is nothing a supervillain fears more than a superhero who knows how to press the big, red self-destruct button.
Sunburn
Sizzle.
We’re a Snake
We’re a snake. Hiss. We’re very dangerous, maybe even poisonous. So keep your distance.
Ants? Nah, haven’t seen any ants round here in ages.
Probably they all ran away when they saw us. Cos we’re a snake. A big, scary snake.
We’re a Snake
We’re a snake. Hiss. We’re very dangerous, maybe even poisonous. So keep your distance.
Ants? Nah, haven’t seen any ants round here in ages.
Probably they all ran away when they saw us. Cos we’re a snake. A big, scary snake.
Right-Hand Man
Good morning madam, what shall we be clicking on today?
Impressed
Incredible! But how will you get the monkeys out again?
Selfish Shellfish
All of these shinies, all of them are mine. No, you can’t have any. Besides…don’t you know where they’ve been?