There are so many chinks in my armour I might as well be wearing a titanium bikini.
Month: May 2010
Voracious
Don’t make me hungry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m…hungry…
Peter Pan
Things have been a little quite around here lately because I’ve been working on this poster for some friends of mine. Break a leg lads!
Yeti Shampoo
Sales went up 14% after the shampoo manufacturers started marketing towards yetis.
Drama Doctor
Take 10g of chocolate for every 75 tears shed, and a chewy toffee in case of angry outbursts.
Embarassed
Nothing to see here, move along.
Rain Amplifier
For the first half of the shower you’ll be fine; the tree will block the little raindrops from you and gather them up just to release bigger, fatter raindrops later when you least expect it.
Abandoned
Going into standby mode.
Grimace
Look at my face, I’m so damn happy, other people are jealous of me.
Blank
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