Things are very boring in the fruit and veg isle today.
Month: September 2010
Scribbly Crow
Because crows tend to be very badly drawn, even in real life.
Big Emotional Marshmallow
Anyone can have an off day.
The Chase
“Come back!” cried the lizard man, “How could you betray me like this?”
But I did not go back, and I never discovered if he could regrow his arm as he said he could.
Long Pig
Do not eat long pig.
Race Hearse
If you are ever in a bar on a cool summer evening in Kildare, you may hear the locals taking about putting a bet on a race hearse or two.
Smallest Usable Unit of Tent
The umbrella has too many sodden, shivery evenings associated with it. Camping, on the other hand, is attached to lots of happy memories and associations. From now on, I’m going to think of my umbrella as a tiny tent.
Shiny Things
Shiny things are the best things.
Changeable Weather
The weather is extremely unpredictable here. To cope with it all you’d have to wear thermal, waterproof, fur-lined, rubberised bikini.
Sore Throat
It’s a pleasant surprise, after struggling to talk all day with a sore throat, to find that you can communicate online just as easily as always.