If you want teddy back, you’re going to have to come in here and get him.
Tag: character-a-day
Titanium Bikini
There are so many chinks in my armour I might as well be wearing a titanium bikini.
Voracious
Don’t make me hungry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m…hungry…
Yeti Shampoo
Sales went up 14% after the shampoo manufacturers started marketing towards yetis.
Drama Doctor
Take 10g of chocolate for every 75 tears shed, and a chewy toffee in case of angry outbursts.
Embarassed
Nothing to see here, move along.
Rain Amplifier
For the first half of the shower you’ll be fine; the tree will block the little raindrops from you and gather them up just to release bigger, fatter raindrops later when you least expect it.
Abandoned
Going into standby mode.
Grimace
Look at my face, I’m so damn happy, other people are jealous of me.
Blank
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