character-a-day – Page 20

Jack’s Laundry

An old sock hanging on the line at twilight, with the clouds scuttling by in the distance.

The sky was purple, like an old sock after a right nasty fight with a navy work shirt in the washing machine.

Jack’s Laundry

An old sock hanging on the line at twilight, with the clouds scuttling by in the distance.

The sky was purple, like an old sock after a right nasty fight with a navy work shirt in the washing machine.

Pain

I’m all sore! Approach at your own risk.

Fairy Fight

Croc and fairy duke it out

Fairies are actually quite vicious.

In Soviet Russia…

In Soviet Russia, Television Watches You!

…Television Watches You!

In Soviet Russia…

In Soviet Russia, Television Watches You!

…Television Watches You!

Chandelier Earrings

It’s a wonder she hasn’t toppled over

Overcompensating in a recession.

Concentration

I’m thinking very hard. You can tell by the dreadful state of my stationary.

I Love Toast

Toast and butter, locked in a melty embrace

And it loves me.

Toast and butter are a match made in heaven.

There is a fascinating alternative explanation of human evolution called the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis. It says that we may have spent some time as semi-aquatic creatures, and it explains beautifully why we are so bald and blubbery.