character-a-day – Page 21

The Knight of Night

Sparkly!

A majestic sight in daylight, an invisible terror after nightfall.

Don’t ever walk two puppies at once

Summer is coming, let’s dance around the maypole!

We can only assume that they survive off whatever crumbs fall into his beard

Of course I can’t shave it off…what would happen to the Beardians …

Beachcomber makes grim, yet decorative, discovery

When I die, I want to come back as a seashell.

I bet he picks his nose too

Are you good at gardening?

No, I like to finger paint with plant blood.

Uh huh huh

Bald tortoise is sick of being looked down on by snooty mammals.

Step, nom, step, nom

Not as widely known as the candy cane, but lasts twice as long.

Scottish and Native American

Dress-up time is infinitely more popular than tidy-up time.

Tall and tan and young and trip, fall, pain

Admit it, you weren’t watching the footpath at all.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Dry him out on the radiator!

The paper pirate brushes the twine out of his face, and brandishes his cardboard sword.