character-a-day – Page 25 – Lunamatic

Come Home, Little Phone

Pink phone on route, looks a bit worst for wear

Dear phone,
I’m sorry I left you behind.
Please come home.

Hugs,
Sandra

Prawn Tash

The prawn tash is an orange menace, and should be banned

Apologies to vegetarians and puritans, and especially vegetarian puritans.

Monkey Trap

To create a monkey trap, glue a jar to the table, and fill it with sweets. Those who are too greedy will stick their paw in and grab a handful, so many in fact, that they can’t get their fist out again. They’re unwilling to let go of the sweets, so they’re stuck there indefinitely

The classic monkey trap is not just for monkeys.

Duel Action Face Mask

Hot Bandito!!

Life is so fast-paced these days, it’s hard to find time for your beauty regime.

BUT NOW there’s Duel Action Face Masks! Clear out your pores while you clear out the safe! Save time, save money, and above all, save your skin!

Now available in lime and ginger.

So Tired

So tired tonight. No energy for gaming even.

Two Face

Least his second face is pretty smiley

Don’t fall asleep on the beach when your kids are armed with permanent markers.

Business Kitty

We'll never know where he got that miniature tie from

Business Kitty wants to know Where Is That Report?

Excessive Hat

Altogether, too much hat

For when you are having a bad hair, face, and even neck day.

Stealth Ducky

Rubber duck with big ideas

Stealth Ducky learns the art of camouflage, vows to infiltrate your bathroom.

Drow

They can see you in the dark

Been playing Baldur’s Gate today, mostly suffering at the hands of the Drow.