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Because crows tend to be very badly drawn, even in real life.

“Come back!” cried the lizard man, “How could you betray me like this?”
But I did not go back, and I never discovered if he could regrow his arm as he said he could.

Do not eat long pig.

“Oh no! The bunnies have destroyed your vegetable garden!”
“Haha, no. I’ve finally lured them to my bunny garden.”
“Oh.”
“Get the big copper pot out.”

I will crush your forces with superior tactics and armaments.

Mother warned that if I didn’t stop washing my hands, they’d swim away.

Now all I need is matching shoes.

Whenever Seth Godin mentions the lizard brain, I imagine this little guy chasing after him.

You are, quite simply, the most ravishing creature I’ve ever seen.

There once was a magpie who felt guilty for bringing everyone who saw him bad luck. One day he came across a balloon bird floating through the sky, escaping from some child’s hand. It was just his size, and just his colour, so he tied it to his wing, and ever since then, when anyone sees him, they say ”two for joy!“ instead of “one for sorrow.”