Lunamatic

Bunny Garden

Delicious bunnies in the vegetable patch

“Oh no! The bunnies have destroyed your vegetable garden!”

“Haha, no. I’ve finally lured them to my bunny garden.”

“Oh.”

“Get the big copper pot out.”

Conquer Season

Beware the Battle Thrush

I will crush your forces with superior tactics and armaments.

Fish Fingers

Fingers made of fish, not fish made into fingers

Mother warned that if I didn’t stop washing my hands, they’d swim away.

Accessorise

Red with polka dots is always in fashion if you are a lady bird

Now all I need is matching shoes.

Lizard Brain

Lizard brain wears thick glasses so people will think he’s smarter than he is

Whenever Seth Godin mentions the lizard brain, I imagine this little guy chasing after him.

Narcissus

Attractive fish seeks mate of exactly the same level of attractiveness for friendship and maybe more

You are, quite simply, the most ravishing creature I’ve ever seen.

Two for Joy

Just a magpie and his inflatable friend

There once was a magpie who felt guilty for bringing everyone who saw him bad luck. One day he came across a balloon bird floating through the sky, escaping from some child’s hand. It was just his size, and just his colour, so he tied it to his wing, and ever since then, when anyone sees him, they say ”two for joy!“ instead of “one for sorrow.”

Dunkey

A dunkey is the adorable offspring of a donkey and a digestive biscuit, just don’t ask how it ever came to be

The natural habitat of the dunkey is near a cup of tea.

Forked Tongue

The adorable sand snake gazes up at you with its golden eyes, while flicking its suspiciously triple-pronged forked tongue

I think that snake is planning to eat you.

Emo Scarecrow

Scarecrow in a dark hoody, broods at the ground, with a crow perched on his arm

Emo scarecrow knows it is pointless to resist the dark forces.