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Sun Flower

Orange starlings flying around the sun like petals around a sunflower

For Mizagorn’s summer challenge.

Barbed Rainbow

Barbed wire…but in every colour of the rainbow

The local council finally found a way to make the area dangerous to thieves, but welcoming to tourists.

Traffic Cone

Whipped icecream in a traffic cone, with a chocolate car stuck in

The best part about driving in the summer, is being able to chase after the icecream van.

Boarding

Um, I don’t mean to alarm you, but a hairy, sweaty pirate is climbing on to your ship…hide the silverware

We are now boarding the enemy frigate. Please keep your knives, pistols and cutlasses ready for usage. Have a nice trip!

King-Sized Bed

A bed fit for a king, complete with turrets

The king’s slumber is heavily guarded.

Landlord

The robin is a bird so territorial, he’ll build a nest in your garden, and then charge you rent.

If you wish to continue your residence here, so unseemingly close to my holiday home, I’m afraid I shall have to come back weekly to collect two shillings and six pence rent.

Voracious

Don’t make me hungry. You wouldn’t like me when I’m…hungry…

Songling

This is where music comes from

It might grow up to be a melody, if it gets enough sunlight.

Death Cake

The dreaded death cake. Very dangerous. If you happen to see one, please send it to me, for, uh, safe keeping. Especially the ones with cherries. Those are particularly sinister.

The Death Cake lures its victims with luscious sponge, whipped cream, dark chocolate sprinkles, and black cherries.

Then it slowly squeezes the arteries, with delicious, chocolaty vengeance.

Business Kitty

We'll never know where he got that miniature tie from

Business Kitty wants to know Where Is That Report?