Don’t let fairies borrow your markers. No good will come of it.
Tag: flora
South Facing Widow
It won’t be long til she is cut down and carved up for the fireplace too.
Pigeons
Pigeons are the world’s most successful guerilla gardeners.
Conquer Season
I will crush your forces with superior tactics and armaments.
Make a Wish
Close your eyes, focus your mind, and make a wish.
Thank You Note
This year’s crop of caterpillars would like to express their gratitude for the delicious camellia.
Fumbles and Eddie
Who needs a puppy anyway?
Revenge of the Rose
After centuries of it’s blossoms being stolen, the rose began to produce nothing but coil after coil of thorns.
Wasp Waist
The bumble bee grew tired of being labeled “cute” and “fuzzy”, so she found a good tailor.
Rain Amplifier
For the first half of the shower you’ll be fine; the tree will block the little raindrops from you and gather them up just to release bigger, fatter raindrops later when you least expect it.