captainluna – Page 13

Changeable Weather

In Ireland they say you can get four seasons in a day

The weather is extremely unpredictable here. To cope with it all you’d have to wear thermal, waterproof, fur-lined, rubberised bikini.

Communicate by type, instead of by tongue

It’s a pleasant surprise, after struggling to talk all day with a sore throat, to find that you can communicate online just as easily as always.

Pigeon poo and half digested seeds make for forested chimney tops

Pigeons are the world’s most successful guerilla gardeners.

Blob monster trudges off to work with his pickaxe. It’s really hard to heft a pickaxe when you are only made of ectoplasm and bad dreams

Outside of Halloween, it can be really difficult to find a job.

Step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, step, whoops! Thump, thump, thump! Profanity.

Someone stole the third step from the bottom from the stairs, and sneaked it back again by the time I looked up from my crumpled heap on the floor.

He’ll blow you away

Because all the good weapons have been done by now.

Delicious bunnies in the vegetable patch

“Oh no! The bunnies have destroyed your vegetable garden!”

“Haha, no. I’ve finally lured them to my bunny garden.”

“Oh.”

“Get the big copper pot out.”