Overcompensating in a recession.
Author: captainluna
Concentration
I’m thinking very hard. You can tell by the dreadful state of my stationary.
I Love Toast
And it loves me.
Toast and butter are a match made in heaven.
Aquatic Ape
There is a fascinating alternative explanation of human evolution called the Aquatic Ape Hypothesis. It says that we may have spent some time as semi-aquatic creatures, and it explains beautifully why we are so bald and blubbery.
The Knight of Night
A majestic sight in daylight, an invisible terror after nightfall.
The Maypole
Summer is coming, let’s dance around the maypole!
Beardians
Of course I can’t shave it off…what would happen to the Beardians …
Last Wish of the Marine Biologist
When I die, I want to come back as a seashell.
Mister Green Thumbs
Are you good at gardening?
No, I like to finger paint with plant blood.
Bald Tortoise
Bald tortoise is sick of being looked down on by snooty mammals.