Just another disinfected youth, with a big knife, and a grudge against society.
Author: captainluna
Simon the Butcher’s Apprentice
Just another disinfected youth, with a big knife, and a grudge against society.
Jilted
They say she’s still carrying a torch for you. But only so she can set you on fire.
Hats for Heat
You lose most of your heat through your head, right? …so if you wear enough hats, you should be able to run around in the snow with just shorts and a tshirt, right?
Wrong, Johnny, wrong!
Melty the Snowman
Melty never asked for this short, pitiful existence. Now he slumps, just a few days old, but nonetheless about to succumb to a slow painful death.
It needn’t be like this. Call 1800 SNOWBALL now, and donate just one packet of frozen peas a month to save Melty, and hundreds of snowpeople like him.
Lady Ninjas Save a Fortune on Botox
You’ll never see her until it is too late; by the time you find yourself looking into her pitiless brown eyes, you are already breathing your last. You won’t have time to notice a faint suggestion of crows feet, or a little sagginess under the eyes, so the ninja does not feel the need to spend her money on cosmetics.
The Pen
She was just a pen, but it preferred to think of itself as a story-telling device.
Mr Ford’s Snowy Toupee
The snow was very uncomfortable, but it was worth it to see Martha’s face when she turned around and noticed her husband of forty five years sporting a fine head of “hair” again.
Mr Ford’s Snowy Toupee
The snow was very uncomfortable, but it was worth it to see Martha’s face when she turned around and noticed her husband of forty five years sporting a fine head of “hair” again.
Top Banana
Go ahead baby, put your glad rags on. Top Banana is gonna take you out dancing.