This is Emma. Don’t be fooled by her angelic smile, she’s planning to go jump in the biggest muddy puddle she can find the moment you turn your back.
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Ragged Teddy
A ragged teddy is your first taste of mortality. One day, you will be old and ragged too.
The Emerald
Professor Goethe nearly fell of his stool. It was supposed to be impossible, but here it was, a green star of all things!
He steadied himself, rebalanced his spectacles on his nose, and looked again to be sure.
Bah, upon closer inspection, it was just a binary system, with a blue giant hiding sheepishly behind a yellow sun.
Cup of Tea
Do a bit of comic, have a cup of tea. Do another bit of comic, have a cup of tea. Do a bit of comic…ooh, chocolate biscuits. Have a cup of tea.
I have no idea why this is taking so long.
Broadsheet on the Bus
So you sit there, with your pointy elbows at ribcage height, crinkling and fussing and flicking. You’d be the very first one to harumpf about the gormless guy with no chin listening to his headphones too loud, or the gaggle of silly girls playing with their ring-tones, without seeing your own anti-social behaviour is just as annoying.
And then you skip past Dilbert! What is wrong with you?!
The Chocolate Biscuit Bribe
You know…if you get your comic finished tonight, there might be a chocolate biscuit in it for you. But you better hurry, there aren’t many left…
The Squint of Disapproval
Granny Snip is not impressed that you spent all day faffing around instead of finishing your comic.
Sorry Granny, I had a few technical hiccups.
Yes, but you also had a two-hour nap, didn’t you?
Bitter
Ok, bitter single people! The protest march is starting tomorrow at 9am sharp. Bring banners, posters and whistles. We’ll gather at the north end of Lover’s Lane.
Buttercup
In the summer, we used to pick buttercups. You hold one under your chin, and the yellow light reflecting up off it tells you how much you love butter.
Bonus! Found these little brooches I made some time ago, also with a buttercup theme. If anyone would like one, send an email to sandra@lunamatic.net, and I’ll pop it in the post for you. I have 6/8 left.
Warning: Contains small, shiny parts; do not give to magpies or children under three.
White Cell
This is my immune system.
This is what it was up to today, when it should have been protecting me from the vomiting bug circulating around the office.