character-a-day – Page 15

Picky Eaters

Do bears eat salmon, honey and apples in the woods? Uh, sometimes?

Picky eaters don’t survive in the wild.

Barbed wire…but in every colour of the rainbow

The local council finally found a way to make the area dangerous to thieves, but welcoming to tourists.

Whipped icecream in a traffic cone, with a chocolate car stuck in

The best part about driving in the summer, is being able to chase after the icecream van.

The sun emerges from behind two round, sandy hills

I think the sun shines out of your <3

Pirate ship sneaking into a cove in the moonlight

It’s safe to enter the cove. First mate Davey is up in the hills with a lantern to signal if the coast isn’t clear. Everything is going to plan.

Or it would, if Davey hadn’t snuck off to the tavern.

You simply don’t have the skills we require. I mean, really, you can’t even shoot lasers out of your ass. Very disappointing, overall.

Baby with a game controller

The family that plays together, stays together.

Um, I don’t mean to alarm you, but a hairy, sweaty pirate is climbing on to your ship…hide the silverware

We are now boarding the enemy frigate. Please keep your knives, pistols and cutlasses ready for usage. Have a nice trip!

< When I die, I want to come back as a fat, happy sparrow

They seem to spend all day eating, flying and playing.

Baby, cmon back to my place, and we can grind, roast, pour

Coffee bat has been up all night.