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Tag: character-a-day
Lungs
Insects breathe by a process called diffusion. They absorb oxygen through tiny holes in their bodies. Diffusion is only efficient at small distances. This means that flies can only grow to a limited size.
But if they ever develop lungs…
Pouty
I want a pony.
Recycle
Please recycle your unwanted icecream here. Pies and cakes also accepted.
Scrububus
Demons have been know to harvest the souls of human beings by collecting various body parts. The scrububus collects the vital essence of its victims by gathering the dead skin found after bathing.
Destructo
There is nothing a supervillain fears more than a superhero who knows how to press the big, red self-destruct button.
Sunburn
Sizzle.
We’re a Snake
We’re a snake. Hiss. We’re very dangerous, maybe even poisonous. So keep your distance.
Ants? Nah, haven’t seen any ants round here in ages.
Probably they all ran away when they saw us. Cos we’re a snake. A big, scary snake.
We’re a Snake
We’re a snake. Hiss. We’re very dangerous, maybe even poisonous. So keep your distance.
Ants? Nah, haven’t seen any ants round here in ages.
Probably they all ran away when they saw us. Cos we’re a snake. A big, scary snake.
Right-Hand Man
Good morning madam, what shall we be clicking on today?