You’ll never see her until it is too late; by the time you find yourself looking into her pitiless brown eyes, you are already breathing your last. You won’t have time to notice a faint suggestion of crows feet, or a little sagginess under the eyes, so the ninja does not feel the need to spend her money on cosmetics.
Tag: character-a-day
The Pen
She was just a pen, but it preferred to think of itself as a story-telling device.
Mr Ford’s Snowy Toupee
The snow was very uncomfortable, but it was worth it to see Martha’s face when she turned around and noticed her husband of forty five years sporting a fine head of “hair” again.
Mr Ford’s Snowy Toupee
The snow was very uncomfortable, but it was worth it to see Martha’s face when she turned around and noticed her husband of forty five years sporting a fine head of “hair” again.
Top Banana
Go ahead baby, put your glad rags on. Top Banana is gonna take you out dancing.
Ciara’s Game
Ciara was finding the singles scene much tougher since her untimely demise, but with a little eye shadow and a lot of blusher, you could still get lucky.
Mike’s Red Socks
Mike is at a job interview. He’s colour blind. He thinks he’s wearing the tasteful charcoal merino socks his mother bought him for his birthday last month, but he’s actually wearing the flashy red nylon ones from the market stall.
Mike’s Red Socks
Mike is at a job interview. He’s colour blind. He thinks he’s wearing the tasteful charcoal merino socks his mother bought him for his birthday last month, but he’s actually wearing the flashy red nylon ones from the market stall.
Polar Bear in Novelty Jumper
The polar bear is not very impressed with the novelty knitwear you got him this year for Christmas, but feels obliged to wear it at least once, out of good manners.
Miss Prim Licks the Stamp
It’s a dull job. A repetitive job. And yet there is one moment of the day which Miss Prim almost enjoys.