Not as widely known as the candy cane, but lasts twice as long.
Author: captainluna
Dress-up Time
Dress-up time is infinitely more popular than tidy-up time.
The Devil makes Work for Idle Hips
Admit it, you weren’t watching the footpath at all.
Paper Pirate
The paper pirate brushes the twine out of his face, and brandishes his cardboard sword.
Please Don’t Steal Me
I saw this on the street a while ago. The people of Dublin are optimistic. Maybe too optimistic; I never found out if the bike survived or not.
Please Don’t Steal Me
I saw this on the street a while ago. The people of Dublin are optimistic. Maybe too optimistic; I never found out if the bike survived or not.
Bus Net
For catching the bus.
Camouflage Eggs
Having at least one parent in the military makes the annual easter egg hunt very challenging.
Hot Lips
Her lips left a trail of fire wherever she kissed me.
She later explained she was using lipstick with chili powder.
Death Cake
The Death Cake lures its victims with luscious sponge, whipped cream, dark chocolate sprinkles, and black cherries.
Then it slowly squeezes the arteries, with delicious, chocolaty vengeance.