What’s a buffer? And why is it null?!
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Rain Coat
Pitter patter.
Lately I have been worried about the teenagers getting a cold in their kidneys at those open air concerts. I think I’m turning into my grandmother.
Wishes
If you are ever lucky enough to get a free wish, remember to be really, really specific about what you want.
Luxury
Well, I know some people say it’s cruel, but darling, feel the leather. Isn’t it divine?
Remember not to Remember
I try not to think about tigers as the bus goes past the quarry. It doesn’t make any sense. The more I try not to think about it, the worse it gets.
I’m worried I’m rewiring my brain.
Paper Boy
Paper boy wants the rain to stop so he can go outside and play.
Threadbare
Some days you may feel a bit worn out.
Ecosystem
Only 10% of the cells in your body are human. The other 90% are bacteria.
Content vs Delivery
Oh! You! Are! Such! A! CUTE! Little! Fuzzy! Wuzzy! But. That. Was. A. PRADA. Handbag. You. Pooped. In.
The Ghost Who Power Walks
The old ectoplasm was getting a bit spongy, and people were starting to notice. So I decided, it’s high time to tone up a bit.